Hans Christian Anderson Sim is based on the hilarious solitaire RPG by Oliver Darkshire. If your food score reaches zero, you starve. If your scandal score reaches ten, you forefeit your house to Hans Christian Anderson. If your obsession score reaches zero, Hans Christian Anderson loses interest and goes away.

Hans Christian Anderson is on your lawn! He won't leave and you refuse to let him in. Surely he has to go home eventually? Surely? Why does he have camping supplies with him?

Stats! Scandal 0, Obsession 10, Food 10